Quiz: What’s Your Superpower?

April 28, 2016 • Editorial

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No, you cannot pick flying! Everyone picks flying because of course you would. But have you ever stopped to consider what would happen if, all of a sudden, you were the only person on the face of the planet with the ability to fly? It wouldn’t be pretty.

But don’t worry! There are an endless number of fabulous powers to daydream about that are much more practical (and original) than the power of flight.

Should you shoot concussive beams from your eyes like Cyclops, or manipulate the weather like Storm? Or maybe you should run at super-speeds like The Flash or talk to fish like Aquaman…? Take our highly-accurate, not-at-all-made up quiz to find out!

Which best describes your sense of style?

  1. No sleeves, ever!
  2. Black shirt, black pants, black shoes…all black, all the time.
  3. Tight fitting clothes that are easy to move around in.
  4. Fuchsia is my favorite color, and I always wear a cape.
  5. Gym clothes.

What do you look for in a partner?

  1. I’m a fan of redheads, but my relationships never work out.
  2. I am married to the night.
  3. Greek ninjas really “get me.”
  4. Radical fascism.
  5. Muscles, and a healthy diet.

What’s your dream job?

  1. Lumberjack
  2. Chef
  3. Defense Attorney
  4. World dictator
  5. Prosecuting Attorney

What is your biggest fear?

  1. I’m not afraid of anything!
  2. Sunlight.
  3. Long books with small text.
  4. Plastic.
  5. Carbs.

Which best describes your personality?

  1. Crass
  2. Elusive
  3. Serious
  4. Angry
  5. Hard working

Add together the numbers from each of your answers to find your superpower!

1 – 5: Healing Factor from Wolverine
You’re the best there is at what you do, though what you do isn’t very pretty! A healing factor is the perfect super power for you because it will help you heal from the inevitable stabbings that you’re rude, often ill-tempered personality will attract. Good luck!

6 – 10 Dark Magic from Shadowman
You are dark and mysterious, lurking in the shadows, waiting for the perfect time to strike. You also hang-dry all your clothes to make sure the brooding-darkness doesn’t fade! Use your powers over the dark arts to manipulate your enemies, protect your loved ones, or pull amazing pranks on all your friends. The possibilities are endless!

11- 15 Sonar Vision from Daredevil
Your super power is Sonar Vision! You’ll be able to hear a pin drop from a mile away, and you’ll even be able to view your surroundings based natural soundwaves. Of course, this does mean you are actually blind so…sorry about that.

16 – 20 Metal Manipulation from Magneto
You are the master of magnetism! You can bend metal with the power of your mind, create protective barriers with amplified magnetic fields, and even manipulate your personal gravity to levitate. Of course you’ll fry any computer you touch, so that’s a bummer.

21 – 25 Super Strength from She-Hulk
You have super, rage-based strength! Though it may be as cliched as the power of flight, having super strength ensures that you’ll always be the go-to friend to call when anyone needs help moving. By far this is the most practical superpower to have, good job!

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